White House crypto summit scheduled for tomorrow

Key claims

Poster questions whether people still genuinely believe they can become crypto millionaires today.
A poster hopes crypto rises solely so her husband feels happy again.
The White House is hosting SEC, CFTC heads and crypto CEOs including Tenev, Garlinghouse and Armstrong, a day after the SEC's new early guidance proposal.
Markets will reach a new all-time high by the end of the month.
A greentext imagines Trump patronizingly praising Chainlink founder Sergey Nazarov at a crypto CEO gathering, like praising a dog.
Trump pointed to Sergey Nazarov and let him speak, interpreted as a bullish signal for Chainlink.

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/biz/62611376 ↗ live · archive mocking developing 6 replies A greentext imagines Trump patronizingly praising Chainlink founder Sergey Nazarov at a crypto CEO gathering, like praising a dog.
/biz/62611702 ↗ live · archive bullish breaking 17 replies Trump pointed to Sergey Nazarov and let him speak, interpreted as a bullish signal for Chainlink.
/biz/62608486 ↗ live · archive neutral breaking 12 replies The White House is hosting SEC, CFTC heads and crypto CEOs including Tenev, Garlinghouse and Armstrong, a day after the SEC's new early guidance proposal.
/biz/62607601 ↗ live · archive hopeful evergreen 4 replies A poster hopes crypto rises solely so her husband feels happy again.
/biz/62609773 ↗ live · archive bullish evergreen 5 replies Markets will reach a new all-time high by the end of the month.
/biz/62607099 ↗ live · archive skeptical evergreen 2 replies Poster questions whether people still genuinely believe they can become crypto millionaires today.
/biz/62604699 ↗ live · archive neutral breaking 4 replies The White House crypto summit is scheduled for tomorrow.